Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Episode 179: The Last Starfighter (with guest host Hector!)


This week we are recruited for greater things when we read the very padded novelization of much-ripped off cult classic The Last Starfighter. Joining me in the cockpit is co-pilot Hector Weenis as we face the shocking realisation that all our fond childhood memories might be lies. Includes Easter eggs.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Episode 178: Basic Instinct (with guest host Lizzy!)


This week things take a dark turn when we read the thigh-opening crime thriller novelization of Basic Instinct. Listen as guest host Lizzy and I shudder with horror at Detective Nick Curran, one of the most disgusting crapbag characters ever created, and his deplorable downward spiralling antics. Trigger warnings apply!

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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Episode 177: Rambo First Blood Part II


This week we take another shot at Vietnam, when we read the oily, pumped up and surprisingly graphic novelization of Rambo: First Blood II. And joining me from afar is irrepressible co-host Xavier, as we milk the most out of the brand new mixing desk. Learn more about Rambo than you ever wanted to know, including a surprise appearance by his sidekick... Scrotey? JUST LISTEN TO THIS THING.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Episode 176: Bee Movie!


Book Was Better is back, baby! Or is it Book Was BEEter? And what BEEtter way than to kick off a new era than with the novelization of Jerry Seinfeld's brain fart Bee Movie! Joining me is BEE-utiful co-host Paris as we find out all about honey, memes, bee on human love, bees, bees and bees. Plus bees! BEES.

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