Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Episode 168: Clueless (with guest host Sabrina)


This week we're buggin and going postal when we read the Betty and Baldwin filled novelization of Clueless! Reminiscing about 20 years ago is guest host Sabrina as we go jeepin' and get brutally loqued. Or something. I'm Audi!

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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Episode 167: Return of Swamp Thing (with guest host Hector!)


This week we trudge through the swampy mess that is the turd-polishing novelization of low-budget muck-man sequel Return of Swamp Thing! Bringing the comic knowledge is guest host Hector Weenis as we learn all about potatoes, cucumber intimacy, stilted speech, and two Little Stinkers. Swamp Thing you make my heart sing!

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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Episode 166: Mars Attacks! (with guest host Emily)


This week we read the large, unwieldy, audaciously padded novelization of Tim Burton's martians attack movie, Mars Attacks! Fending off the invaders is guest host Emily, as we try to wrap our heads around the unnecessary backstories of the ridiculously massive cast, while anxiously wondering... will Mars actually attack? OR ARE WE TO BE MADE FOOLS? Don't be foolish - find out now!

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Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Episode 165: Universal Soldier (with guest host Paris!)


This week we endure a decade spanning grudge match when we read the novelization of the 100% charisma free Universal Solider! Luckily, bringing the charisma is guest host Paris, as we get to the bottom of the Unisol program, Pepsi, and Jean Claude's bottom. Listen and learn!

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