This week we journey back to the heady days of the late seventies when we read the novelization of the freakishly trippy Zardoz. The short version: hairy Sean Connery in a red mankini catching women in a net while his God - a giant floating stone head - vomits guns. I swear I'm not making any of this up! And to verify these wild claims is first time guest host and catch of the day: Violet! Convert to the cause by downloading now!