This week we skip straight to the third, and no doubt very best Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, when we read the riveting novelization of Chipwrecked! Which is a clever play on words! And joining me is our own adorable chipmunk Lizzy Unpronounceable! This is going to be great, right? Right!? Chipmunks!
This week we journey back to the heady days of the late seventies when we read the novelization of the freakishly trippy Zardoz. The short version: hairy Sean Connery in a red mankini catching women in a net while his God - a giant floating stone head - vomits guns. I swear I'm not making any of this up! And to verify these wild claims is first time guest host and catch of the day: Violet! Convert to the cause by downloading now!
This week evil, flying, baby-tormenting terrorists get twisted into heroes as we read the novelization of Disney's Maleficent! Now with even more shoehorned backstory than the film! And joining me on this thorny adventure is long absent guest host Sabrina, who has been released from captivity to share her thoughts! We'll put a spell on you! Well... at least inside your ears!
This week our Halloween coverage continues as we venture into the twisting, turning labyrinth of lies that is the novelization of The Cabin in the Woods. And joining me is American (and therefore Halloween expert) Lauren, who bravely helps me uncover the truth! And it turns out that zombies are the least of the protagonists' problems - is the monster of misogyny about to rear its terrible head?