We're back after our post #100 hiatus! And to get the Halloween pumpkin rolling we read the chilling novelization of Joel Schumacher's The Lost Boys, in which the vampires aren't just covered in blood but also embroidered denim! And joining me is none other than self-professed vampirologist Courtney Coulson! Cry little sister, thou shall not fall! Plus - I rewrite the epic saxophonist scene! Don't miss it!