This week we mediate between two ancient foes as we trawl through the unnecessarily massive novelization of AVP, or, Alien vs. Predator. But don't panic, I've assembled an expert team of... well, Brett. Brett is the guest host, and we're going to do everything we can to make these belligerent alien and predator bastards kiss and make up! Whoever wins, YOU lose!
This week is an epic quest back to 1983 when we read the verbose Alan Dean Foster's turgid novelization of sci-fi/fantasy mash-up Krull! (And yes, this one really DOES have Liam Neeson in it!) And who better to join me on my hero's journey than plucky squire Courtney Coulson who does her darndest to derail me! Get a glaive all up in yo' grill!
This week we thrill as a naked robot woman travels from the future to kill wretched hobo John Connor for the third time, as we read the epically PADDED 450 page novelization of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines! Luckily my plucky companion on this laborious trek is the wonderful Lizzy Unpronounceable and we manage to talk about a whole lot of other fun stuff along the way! We told you we'd be back, and holy crap - here we are!