What?! A comic adaptation? That's the sneaky trick we're pulling this week as we do a cold read of the comic book adaptation of J.J. Abrams first Star Trek film! And joining me as the Spock to my Kirk is the delightful Star Trek sympathist Courtney Coulson! Will we boldly go where no BWB episode has gone before? Or are we just being lazy? At least you'll hear me yelling at a kookaburra!
This week we enthusiastically frotter a lamp and wish that giant, nineties basketball star Shaquille O'Neal could actually act, as we endure the novelization of the rapping genie classic, Kazaam! And making all my wishes come true is frequent guest host and companion Courtney Coulson. Dust off your unfeasibly massive boom box and enjoy MCs C-Babby-Babs and Milt-Dogz as we green eggs and ham it!
This week we discover what happens what happens when culturally ignorant, poor-decision-making, spaghetti-fueled American teenagers travel to Rome, as we read the lightweight junior novelization of The Lizzie McGuire Movie? Who the hell is Lizzie McGuire? Luckily I have resident Lizzie expert, frequent guest host Lizzy Unpronounceable by my side to help unravel this rich tapestry. When in Rome...
This week we charge our eight-legged mythological steed right into the mighty nutsack of the Thor Junior Novelization! Who is worthy enough to wield the scorn-hammer with me? Why it's my good friend and guest host Jacinta! And I swear, Loki must have been playing tricks on us because at least half of this story is missing! Find out what went wrong by ramming it in your ears!