Come with us if you want to live! This week we journey from the future to change the past to stop you from reading the bizarre tie-in novelization of James Cameron’s seminal robot skellington movie: Terminator! I’m joined by adorable leader of the resistance Lizzy Unpronounceable as we tackle sickening scenes of violence, sickening scenes of x-rated sex, and sickening scenes of greasy American food. Be warned! This is our most explicit episode yet!