Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Episode 57 - Elektra (with guest host Brett!)

This week we ninja-flip into Marvel's most maligned movie monstrosity by reading the junior novelization of the Daredevil spin-off that nobody wanted - Elektra! And helping me unravel all this convoluted nonsense is comic aficionado and friend of the show, Brett. This is the one Marvel film I had never seen, and not even resurrection, Terence Stamp, spontaneous combustion or cartoon snakes can rescue this one, friends!

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Episode 56: High School Musical 3 (with Jessica McLeod!)

What’s up my Hoops Doggies? This week we finally finish what we started as we put a cap on the epic High School Musical trilogy by reading the flimsy novelization of High School Musical 3! And there is no other possible way to do this than to bring back on-hiatus co-host, our beloved Jessica McLeod! Will there finally be a victor in the bloody war between basketball and theatre? Is it conceivable that a teenager can be good at more than one thing? And will Troy and Gabriella do the forbidden horizontal dance? We have all your vapid, teenage closure right here!

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Episode 55: Terminator (with guest host Lizzy Unpronounceable!)

Come with us if you want to live! This week we journey from the future to change the past to stop you from reading the bizarre tie-in novelization of James Cameron’s seminal robot skellington movie: Terminator! I’m joined by adorable leader of the resistance Lizzy Unpronounceable as we tackle sickening scenes of violence, sickening scenes of x-rated sex, and sickening scenes of greasy American food. Be warned! This is our most explicit episode yet!

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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Episode 54: Spaceballs (with guest hosts Justin and Dana!)

This week we find out what happens when a man in his sixties parodies a film from the seventies, towards the end of the eighties! Yes, it’s Mel Brook’s Star Wars inspired Spaceballs, as adapted by the goosebump inducing R.L. Stine!

Sharing this space adventure are (filthy) American guest hosts, Justin and Dana, in an epic globe-spanning three-way, which promises to be a chaotic, uncompromising, and occasionally incoherent! MAKE SPACE IN YOUR BALLS!

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