Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Episode 53: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (with guest host Jacinta!)

ARRRR! In this week’s episode we pop on our parrots and whack out our peglegs, as we search for treasure in the much maligned, completely unnecessary Pirates of the Caribbean (4) On Stranger Tides! And my first mate (and hopefully not my last) is my dear friend Jacinta, who may or may not be high on rum. Johnny Depp’s career might be limp, but we’ll be sure to raise your mizzen mast!

Also! Is this the worst book we’ve EVER read? We’ll make a pretty convincing case for WHY towards the end...

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Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Episode 52: Hannah Montana the Movie (with guest host Sabrina!)

This week I’m joined by the once reluctant, but now enthusiastic guest host, my pal Sabrina, as she guides me through the sordid, unthinkable novelization of Hannah Montana the Movie. Prepared to be shocked and amazed at the callous, American-sized servings of consumerism, exploitation and double-identity deception! Plus there’s singing! SWEET NIBLETS!

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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Episode 51: Beverly Hills Chihuahua (with guest host Courtney Coulson!)

This week we’re heading south of the border where a small douchebag dog learns to be an ever bigger douchebag in the cringeworthy novelization of the canine consumerist crapfest, Beverly Hills Chihuahua! Thankfully I’m joined by costume creator and pop aficionado Courtney Coulson who is the only host brave enough to help me navigate through this Gucci and churro strewn mess. Can you believe that there are illicit organised dog fights in this thing? And that’s just scratching the surface!

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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Episode 50: Ghost Dad with Jessica McLeod!

This week is our GOLDEN 50TH EPISODE! And what better way to celebrate than with original co-host Jessica McLeod who makes her triumphant return after popping out an (allegedly) human child!  And to further escalate our little podcast party we've chosen to read our most anticipated novelization ever... Ghost Dad! You know, the movie where Bill Cosby plays a ghost... dad. Anyone? Trust me, you'll love it.

Get on your tuxedo, pop a champagne bottle, and help make our golden 50th the best episode yet!

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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Episode 49: The Adventures of Milo and Otis (with guest host Mike Taylor!)

This week I'm joined by my old friend and former podcast pal Mike Taylor - who has recorded from a beachside hobo shack somewhere in the wilds of that great land America! Listen as we two buddies go on a rollicking adventure with the 38 page epic: The Adventures of Milo and Otis! When Mike and I get together we are silly and immature and we apologise. Get your pug on!

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