You sent us packages! You emailed us! You live-tweeted your first viewing of Jurassic Park! We love you. Listen to our teaser episode and find out the terrible film (and book) we're going to stoically endure for your pleasure.
THE BOOK OF THE MOVIE OF THE BOOK. The dinosaur is eating its own tail! But will the junior novelization get across the majestic herds of CGI creatures, the heart-pounding intensity of the action, and the understated Spielbergian brilliance of the imminent T-rex attack? No, of course not.
Hey, this film is great! I bet the book is going to be OH GOD A JUNIOR NOVELIZATION. What does fate have in store for us (and you) next week? Listen and find out, along with a bunch of other blathering.