Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Episode 182: The Ghost and the Darkness (with guest host Jacinta)


This week we're not lyin' when we read the surpisingly great novelization of man-eaters gone wild movie The Ghost and the Darkness! Joining me is incredibly familiar guest host Jacinta as we learn all about the actions of these fearsome beasts! It's Jaws with claws on paws!

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Episode 181: Beethoven's 2nd (with guest host Lauren)


This week we are immersed in one of the hottest pop culture romances ever when we read the bafflingly long novelization of Beethoven's 2nd. And joining me - with a U.S. perspective - is my horrified guest host Lauren. It's about a dog, who is in love, but then it becomes about a whole lot of other unrelated stuff. BURGER BINGE!!

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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Episode 180: Tomb Raider (with guest host Edward)


This week we get all deep in them tombs when we read the ridiculously and unnecessarily long novelization of the very simple Tomb Raider.  And joining me via the skypernet is first time guest host Edward as we go exploring for hidden meaning and secrets in this ancient and hard to read prose. It'll make you feel very Jolie!

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Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Episode 179: The Last Starfighter (with guest host Hector!)


This week we are recruited for greater things when we read the very padded novelization of much-ripped off cult classic The Last Starfighter. Joining me in the cockpit is co-pilot Hector Weenis as we face the shocking realisation that all our fond childhood memories might be lies. Includes Easter eggs.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Episode 178: Basic Instinct (with guest host Lizzy!)


This week things take a dark turn when we read the thigh-opening crime thriller novelization of Basic Instinct. Listen as guest host Lizzy and I shudder with horror at Detective Nick Curran, one of the most disgusting crapbag characters ever created, and his deplorable downward spiralling antics. Trigger warnings apply!

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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Episode 177: Rambo First Blood Part II


This week we take another shot at Vietnam, when we read the oily, pumped up and surprisingly graphic novelization of Rambo: First Blood II. And joining me from afar is irrepressible co-host Xavier, as we milk the most out of the brand new mixing desk. Learn more about Rambo than you ever wanted to know, including a surprise appearance by his sidekick... Scrotey? JUST LISTEN TO THIS THING.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Episode 176: Bee Movie!


Book Was Better is back, baby! Or is it Book Was BEEter? And what BEEtter way than to kick off a new era than with the novelization of Jerry Seinfeld's brain fart Bee Movie! Joining me is BEE-utiful co-host Paris as we find out all about honey, memes, bee on human love, bees, bees and bees. Plus bees! BEES.

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