Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Episode 167: Return of Swamp Thing (with guest host Hector!)


This week we trudge through the swampy mess that is the turd-polishing novelization of low-budget muck-man sequel Return of Swamp Thing! Bringing the comic knowledge is guest host Hector Weenis as we learn all about potatoes, cucumber intimacy, stilted speech, and two Little Stinkers. Swamp Thing you make my heart sing!

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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Episode 166: Mars Attacks! (with guest host Emily)


This week we read the large, unwieldy, audaciously padded novelization of Tim Burton's martians attack movie, Mars Attacks! Fending off the invaders is guest host Emily, as we try to wrap our heads around the unnecessary backstories of the ridiculously massive cast, while anxiously wondering... will Mars actually attack? OR ARE WE TO BE MADE FOOLS? Don't be foolish - find out now!

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Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Episode 165: Universal Soldier (with guest host Paris!)


This week we endure a decade spanning grudge match when we read the novelization of the 100% charisma free Universal Solider! Luckily, bringing the charisma is guest host Paris, as we get to the bottom of the Unisol program, Pepsi, and Jean Claude's bottom. Listen and learn!

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Episode 164: Tron Legacy (with guest host Courtney!)


This week we upload onto the grid when we read the audaciously truncated novelization of Tron Legacy! Fighting for the user is special guest host Courtney Coulson as we decipher all the complicated bits and bites. 011001100111010101100011011010110010000001111001011001010110000101101000!

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Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Episode 163: Inside Out (with guest host Sabrina!)


This week we take a daring journey into the human mind when we read the junior novelization of Pixar's brilliant Inside Out! Joining me for all the feels is guest host Sabrina, as we share our joy, sadness, anger, fear, and filthy hawt disgust! Keep pressing that joy button!

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Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Episode 162: Clash of the Titans (with guest host Hector!)


This week we travel back to 1981 to read the turgid novelization of MGM's classic Clash of the Titans! And in the spirit of things guest host Hector Weenis and I clash like two titans of obscure, niche podcasting! Learn all about mythology, nipples, and salty whiskers! ZEUS COMMANDS IT!

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Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Episode 161: Rescuers Down Under (with guest host Jacinta)


This week we experience the unparalleled joy of learning how nineties America interpreted Australia when we read the novelization of Disney's Rescuers Down Under. Joining me is fellow Australian Jacinta as we attempt to discover what being "down under" or "out back" is really about! Blood... pressure... rising...

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